Hello, and welcome to my online presence! I’m sure you’ve already checked out my photo gallery (and if you haven’t, go ahead: indulge yourself), and I know a picture is worth a thousand words, but here are some things you might like to know about me that those photos cannot fully convey:

I’m so pleased to see that I caught your eye! I noticed you, too – my attentions are always drawn to professional gentlemen with a gleam in their eye and a smile on their face. I long to make your smile wider, fill you with excited anticipation as we get acquainted. Won’t you join me in a glass of fine wine or aged scotch as we reminisce about times gone by, when men and women were free to indulge in the pursuit of a deeper connection and more fulfilling encounter than current dating standards allow for?

Inspiration can come from any number of places; it would be my honor to act as your most amusing muse. My eyes are as deeply blue and dangerous as Jacob’s Well, my laugh infectious, my voluptuous curves fit to stop your heart, my wit sharp enough to start it racing again. My personality is sweetly silly, playfully provocative, and genuinely joyful. I am a multifaceted woman, with a background in music and fine art, a fascination with science, and an adventurous spirit which often leads me outside. I am the definition of femininity, and can easily fit into any scenario required, whether it be as your delightful dinner date, or your plus one at your cousin’s wedding – discretion is absolutely assured. I’m perfectly prim and proper in public (although I’m equally enticing, with glances, grins, and light grazes of my fingers as propriety allows), while maintaining a tigress’s intensity when and where appropriate. Our time together will be completely immersive from our initial meeting until our final farewell.

I enjoy: Hiking, camping, kayaking, travel (both domestic and abroad), pallasites, fossils, art, theater, comic books, science and science fiction. Talk nerdy to me! I love receiving thoughtful gifts, but for initial visits, perhaps a bottle of wine to share – champagne (Veuve Cliquot Rosé), prosecco, moscato, or riesling – or some lovely pink roses or lilies to brighten my humble abode?

Please understand that my primary profession takes precedence over this particular predilection; as such, my availability for social engagements may be somewhat limited. Screening is required for your safety and mine, but the process is painless and confidential.

P411 ID: P269475

P411 members get priority booking; if you are not a P411 member, please email me ( your full name, contact number, preferred method of contact, and desired date, time, and location – alternatively, you can fill out the contact form conveniently located HERE.

Please, TEXT ONLY at (720) 386-1776 – calls will be declined.

Come, and drink deeply from my fountain.